joshreads:

I’m sure the mom.me blogging community is thrilled to be sponsoring gross and hilariously wrong-headed pickup artist advice on eHow!

I’ve heard about the first part (“insult a girl to make her want to sleep with you”) before. A lot. It makes me wonder, if I’ve heard about this, won’t the girls these sleazy guys go after have heard about it, too? How is it supposed to work if they know just what you’re doing?
Full disclosure: I’m single, have had maybe two dates in my life, and am not at all an expert on women. But I think I have advice for you dopes who want to pick up women: Actually talk to them as if they’re human beings! It’s amazing what can happen when you don’t treat women as lower life-forms.

joshreads:

Iā€™m sure the mom.me blogging community is thrilled to be sponsoring gross and hilariously wrong-headed pickup artist advice on eHow!

I’ve heard about the first part (“insult a girl to make her want to sleep with you”) before. A lot. It makes me wonder, if I’ve heard about this, won’t the girls these sleazy guys go after have heard about it, too? How is it supposed to work if they know just what you’re doing?

Full disclosure: I’m single, have had maybe two dates in my life, and am not at all an expert on women. But I think I have advice for you dopes who want to pick up women: Actually talk to them as if they’re human beings! It’s amazing what can happen when you don’t treat women as lower life-forms.