We Get Letters -
Real email complaint we got at RiffTrax:
"I just purchased the VOD of The Crater Lake Monster and around the 17.30 minutes a joke was made about “cows are mans ‘f’ you to natural selection”. This to me is a anti rancher joke and not funny.”
I am so sorry.
In fact, I am…
"Take time to be a dad today. Because your brother may kill you tomorrow."
Norman Feed Us
Fun fact: The day I was born was the one-year anniversary of “Mystery Science Theater 3000’s” premiere. In other words, happy birthday to me!
Let’s all give a big hand to the person who wrote this headline.
We make da pizza, then we zelda pizza
"Last Clear Chance" has a Wikipedia page meaty enough to get on the main page. Crazy.
Other people put up pictures of cute outfits or things they found at Goodwill. I put up stuff I got on GOG. Got these three games, from Thursday to today, for a total of $6.87 (which is a little more than either of the two games on the left would have cost normally), thanks to GOG’s Fall Insomnia Sale. #gogisawesome #gog
Charles J. Guiteau -
Guiteau attempted to convince President Chester A. Arthur to set him free through a letter as he had just increased Arthur’s salary by making him president. At one point, Guiteau argued before Judge Cox that President Garfield was killed not by the bullets but by medical malpractice (“The doctors killed Garfield, I just shot him”), which, if one discounts the fact that Guiteau had been responsible for Garfield needing that medical attention in the first place, was more than a little true.
I was invited to take a survey at oceana.org
(highlighting by me)