(Also known as “the Seth MacFarlane plan.”)
Would you eat a nine-patty Wendy’s burger? Are you amazed ANYONE would?
Well, no one can anymore, because the fast-food outlet in Manitoba that had been assembling the “T-Rex” burger from Wendy’s trademark square patties and lots of processed cheese has decided to axe the burger from its menu, for, uhh, “obvious reasons.”
How many pounds of meat is that, I wonder? — tanya b.
Ron Swanson cries a single, manly tear.
So I got Animal Crossing New Leaf.
My friend code is 3480-2748-9484. If you add me, share yours!
The big-budget origin story/reboot of Norman Krasner. Learn just where his catchphrase “Uuuuunnnngggghhh” comes from! #rifftrax #normanchecksin #welcomebacknorman
reblog if you were super disappointed to discover that fantasy football didn’t involve wizards
Couldn’t think of a cooler crossover. Very apt that Ron Swanson is Resetti.
“Any normal girl would call the number, meet him, return the album, and see if her dream is viable. It’s called a reality check. The last thing Amélie wants.”
Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz on the deeper truths of the show:
What is honest in the show is there are family dynamics. The family speaks in code, family has its own mythology. In many ways, your family wants you to be what they think you are. My father said to me recently, ‘Hey, I didn’t know you could write longhand.’ Or, ‘I didn’t know you knew how to write in handwriting.’ [And I said] ‘Of course I do. I’m a grown man.’ ‘Oh, I didn’t know you knew how.’ ‘I think you’re thinking of when I was 8.’ ‘You definitely couldn’t [then]. I’ll show you cards. …’ And there’s something fun about how your family won’t let you change, in a way, and the push and pull of like, ‘No, I’m a different person!’ And of course, they’re kind of right.
The pin he liked was, of course, an idea he already had. (Actually, it was a movie poster, but never mind.)
Do they all pass the Bechdel Test? The answer is no. To pass the test the movie has to meet these three simple criteria:
- Have two women in the movie with names.
- They have to talk to each other.
- They have to talk about something other than men.
Every movie should pass this test but it does…
Was thinking earlier about starting a Tumblr based on “Hannibal” and “Arrested Development” mash-up images, partially inspired by the synchronicity of two face-blindness stories in pop culture coming out the same week. (And also this image.) Decided that it was likely too much work, especially considering that I already have another side-project that eats up my time (and also I couldn’t think of a good name). Went ahead and made this one anyway.
“Say, you folks didn’t see a guy with a gun running around here, did you?”
You better ru-u-un…
“Or he’ll eat your lunch!”
You’ve made a huge mistake