Bert & Ernie Sing-Along

citationneeded:

The album starts out with one of the rare times you hear of Bert taking a bath.

Link

Tag: #maybe one of the rare times for YOU

theonion:

clickholeofficial:


8 NSFW Pics Of Halle Berry

From our sister publication, ClickHole
specialbored:

I should be sleeping but instead DARIO.

specialbored:

I should be sleeping but instead DARIO.

You know, I’m weird and that results in creativity.
Joel Robinson, MST3K: Mighty Jack (via fuckyeahmst3k)
shirtblr:

Dr Comics #1 by Vincent Carrozza (on tee here) 

shirtblr:

Dr Comics #1 by Vincent Carrozza (on tee here

newyorker:

A cartoon by Christopher Weyant. Click-through for a slide show of more wine-themed cartoons from our archive: http://nyr.kr/1mYJr3A

newyorker:

A cartoon by Christopher Weyant. Click-through for a slide show of more wine-themed cartoons from our archive: http://nyr.kr/1mYJr3A

nbchannibal:

Who’s got two thumbs and is getting one of these Comic-Con exclusive Funko Dolls?!

Wait… Comic-Con exclusive?
(cries tears of blood)

nbchannibal:

Who’s got two thumbs and is getting one of these Comic-Con exclusive Funko Dolls?!

Wait… Comic-Con exclusive?

(cries tears of blood)


Eva Green - Campari Calendar - 2015

Eva Green - Campari Calendar - 2015

kwmurphy:

7 Mistakes You’re Making with Olive Oil

Shampooing your dog with it.


Pouring it on Lord Denethor and lighting him on fire.


Trying to use it as currency.


Carrying it in a gallon freezer bag and telling people it’s your nephew Walt.


Freezing it in the shape of olives.


Dressing like Popeye and trying to have sex with it.


Using it as a metaphor to describe Johnny Fontaine’s hair to Tom Hagen.

kwmurphy:

7 Mistakes You’re Making with Olive Oil

  1. Shampooing your dog with it.

  2. Pouring it on Lord Denethor and lighting him on fire.

  3. Trying to use it as currency.

  4. Carrying it in a gallon freezer bag and telling people it’s your nephew Walt.

  5. Freezing it in the shape of olives.

  6. Dressing like Popeye and trying to have sex with it.

  7. Using it as a metaphor to describe Johnny Fontaine’s hair to Tom Hagen.

kwmurphy:

5 Fruits and Veggies You’ve Been Eating Wrong


You’ve been deep-frying lettuce. Why?


You swallow avocados whole. Just stop it! 


You smother ripe peaches in cheese sauce. You’re an awful person.


Quit jamming figs up your ass! (You know who you are)


Artichoke pudding?  No wonder God hates you.

kwmurphy:

5 Fruits and Veggies You’ve Been Eating Wrong

  1. You’ve been deep-frying lettuce. Why?

  2. You swallow avocados whole. Just stop it!

  3. You smother ripe peaches in cheese sauce. You’re an awful person.

  4. Quit jamming figs up your ass! (You know who you are)

  5. Artichoke pudding?  No wonder God hates you.

odiedragon:

So, we just drove 2.5 hours to a Half Price Books in Cedar Rapids Iowa, to pick these up thanks to someone posting about them on Facebook.

Envious!
Related: I wore my MST3k shirt to Half Price Books today, and the cashier recognized it and said they occasionally got some stuff “those guys” did. Turns out he was talking about the Film Crew DVDs, which I already had. Dangit!

odiedragon:

So, we just drove 2.5 hours to a Half Price Books in Cedar Rapids Iowa, to pick these up thanks to someone posting about them on Facebook.

Envious!

Related: I wore my MST3k shirt to Half Price Books today, and the cashier recognized it and said they occasionally got some stuff “those guys” did. Turns out he was talking about the Film Crew DVDs, which I already had. Dangit!

Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.

specialbored:

SPORTS!

Go Tina!

specialbored:

SPORTS!

Go Tina!

wednesdaydreams:

The fact is we are all stuck inside this blasted train. We are all stuck in this hunk of metal. And this train is a closed ecosystem, we must always strive a balance. Food, water… population…

Snowpiercer/설국열차 (2013), Bong Joon Ho